LADY'S YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.'
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2'.

She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream'. When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.